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To the Editor:

In Response to Harris, or Mission Impossible

I am in receipt of a copy James Harris' Letter to the Editor for this week, which he sent to my house with an attached note of apology for involving the PBA and the Conservative Party in his "anger," and indicating that this would be his last on the subject. On behalf of both the PBA and Conservative Party, I accept his apology.

I would, however, like to respond, somewhat tongue-in-cheek, to his remark about all those phone calls he received from people willing to join him in his protest. Harris claims he hasn't kept count of the number of calls that he has received thus far, but compares the number to the amount of tickets I have written over the years, multiplied by two. Curious as to just how many calls that would be, I figured it out. Conservatively speaking, let's say I wrote 10-tickets each week, or a total of 520 each year–we'll round the number to 500. Now, we'll multiply that by 33-years for a rough total of 16,500 tickets during my career. As Harris suggested, "multiply that by two," for 33,000 telephone calls gotten by Harris. If Harris received 33,000 phone calls from people talking about George Heidcamp, I suppose I should be flattered. But then I decided to take this one step further. If Harris spent a minimum amount of time with each of these callers, say three-minutes per call, he'd have to have spent 1,650-hours straight (or almost 70-days, 24-7) on the phone during the last couple of weeks that he's been on this mission. I guess his mission should be called "Mission Impossible."

I think Harris went a bit overboard and I'm having a little fun with it but, seriously, I hold no grudges and hope Harris continues enjoying his walks through the park as I continue with The Heidcamp Report. Speaking of which, the September 14th issue of The Heidcamp Report will expose shocking new evidence that will stun this community. You won't want to miss this one, it will be a bombshell.

George Heidcamp

September 7, 2006

Saugerties Post Star